Calyrex’s story is one of the weakest parts of an otherwise outstanding expansion for Sword & Shield. As a Pokémon,

but its various appearances are mechanically interesting and actually make sense. Zygarde 10%, 50%, and complete?

 Not very Legendary, eh? A sorry excuse for a Pokémon that puts the excellent Spectrier to shame by association. Tragic.

and Regidrago, it also gave us some of the worst Legendary Pokémon of all time — more of whom are to come below.

All of the same criticisms apply here, except Silvally is objectively worse because the helmet was cool, actually. Moving on.

 Null is god-awful. Its chimeric design is pretty cool in some ways, and we can definitely get behind that weird ax helmet.

Other than Landorus, who is interesting mostly because of its Ground/Flying typing and consistent competitive utility,

Ultimately, though, this lad is a block of ice. Sure, Registeel is just steel and Regirock is predictably made of rock.

It’s important to note that we’re not slamming Virizion. We just reckon that compared to the other Swords of Justice,

 Legendary bird Articuno has an odd stat distribution that makes it mediocre at almost everything other than special defense